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Are there any? There was that guy who took twice as long as everyone else (Eric the Eel?)


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was thinking only yday why aren't there more black olympic swimmers?


you'd have thought that the ones that were able to out swim the crocs in the river woudl be really fast

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They can run away from tigers and shit so they get all sorts of practice when they're running, but there's no water for them to swim away in. That's why they can't swim.


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also, while we are making casting statements, I have never met an Irish person who can swim.

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Sure can dig though in my experience.


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also, while we are making casting statements, I have never met an Irish person who can swim.


Don't get me started on that lot. :mad:

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also, while we are making casting statements, I have never met an Irish person who can swim.


I'm half Irish and I can only do doggy paddle.

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Danny's Studs wrote:
was thinking only yday why aren't there more black olympic swimmers?


I'd guess for the same reason there aren't many black Tour de France cyclists. How many Olympic-sized swimming pools are there in Africa?


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Dude not all black people are from Africa, that's just racist.


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I'm half Irish and I can only do doggy paddle.


Confirmation.

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I'd guess for the same reason there aren't many black Tour de France cyclists. How many Olympic-sized swimming pools are there in Africa?


Fair point, I don't know. I guess none of them live on the coast either. And all black people were born in Africa before flown out to the USA, Italian cities to sell fake Vuitton handbags and South Ealing.

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also, while we are making casting statements, I have never met an Irish person who can swim.


it's all the tarmac under the fingernails, it weighs them down

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Dude not all black people are from Africa, that's just racist.


that's true, the rest are rag heads

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South Ealing.


Lies, we have about two rastas.


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Good, nothing but a murderer IMO. Responsible for thousands of deaths.

he was fucking shite in africa as well. some kind of dry run revolution, he just got loads of followers killed and a lesson in how not to conduct warfare.
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It's the rich kids of the west that worships him.

i'm sure he'd hate that. and the merchandise/following that has built up around his image rather than his ideology.
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was thinking only yday why aren't there more black olympic swimmers?

wrong body fat ratio, which is also why they make excellent sprinters, boxers and long distance runners.
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also, while we are making casting statements, I have never met an Irish person who can swim.

good. the water helps keep the fuckers who can't afford a ryan air ticket out.
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Lies, we have about two rastas.

but lots of muslims?

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I missed racist Thursday.

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also, while we are making casting statements, I have never met an Irish person who can swim.


we like to keep it quiet!!



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Atletico have confirmed that agreement has been reached :)

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And now City have confirmed it. Get in! He's a City player. Five year deal, he'll be number 16.

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when the moons in the sky and it blue and its high thats aguero!!!
when the ball hits the net its a fucking good bet its aguero...

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